Archive for December, 2009


It’s about time to move on from the Christmas Holiday Cheer and fly fishing gift giving theme, and back to things closer to the core of why Texas Fly Caster exists – fly fishing, music, food and “Culture on the Skids”.

The compilation of new music continues here at a frantic pace, and with the help of the amazing web site Lala.com, this year may be one that will keep my ears busy until the last seconds before post time. If you haven’t checked out Lala, be sure and head that way for free music listening. I’ve managed to bump some bands out of the top ten by listening there before buying. Bands that almost made this year’s cut are very interesting, but just not quite what I think the fly fishing audience is after. They include Cracker “Sunrise in the Land of Milk and Honey”, Justin Townes Earl “Midnight at the Movies”, and a band named Lucero “132 Overton Park”. These releases would easily make my “Top 20″, nearly any fly fisher’s top 20, but this year’s finalists find me in the same gravitational pull of artists from years past – with a few exceptions.

Meanwhile, if you have a CostCo near your casa, and find yourself on the pilgrimage for the typical Christmas feast, make sure to roll your oversize cart (or flatbed) over to the beer and wine section and grab a case of the Widmer varietals – Hefeweisen, Broken Halo IPA, Drop Top Amber Ale and the Drifter Pale Ale. You can thank me later.

On the food front, it looks like some planked salmon is headed for the grill, and I am going to make a first attempt at deep frying a turkey later this week. All I have ever heard is that for all the work of deep frying, you want to maximize the opportunity of hot grease by the gallon – so if anyone is in range and wants to dump their turkey in the caldron, be sure to get in line. Contact me for more details.

The winter doldrums are on the typical easy spots for the satiation of the fly addiction. Therefore, we move post haste to “Plans B” plural, because it just wouldn’t be smart to have one “plan” B. We leave behind the vaunted common carp, whose winter metabolism slows to the point that if you see one, and actually catch one, it’s a whole lot like catching a waterlogged piece of chimanea-sized firewood. The largemouth have moved away from the places we expected them most, and their colors fade into flat hues like those of a winter landscape. We find ourselves at the nadir for North Texas fly fishing, the winter solstice. Message boards twinkle with the occasional fish find, but lookers, seekers and lurkers dominate the silent desperate search for spring in the heart of winter.

The winter solstice marks the low point, and the point where optimism can justifiably begin to stir – like a zygote getting it’s first pulse of mother’s manna. It’s not over, these dark days of cold, and the fish we rely on do not mystically begin to jump in the boat. This is when the darkness equals the light, and then begins to overtake it, the momentary cosmic yin and yang. It’s actually when darkness dominates light, and the shortest day gives way to light with heat stretched behind on a bungee cord.

As December ends, and January comes along with February, we look for other means to a fish on the ends of our lines. We dig through the internet (if you aren’t a TFC reader) for Oklahoma and Texas trout stocking schedules. We watch for stripers from the comfort of our computer screens, and send nice Christmas cards to friends that own boats – just to let them know we are thinking about them (not their boats of course). We plan and plot to go coastal for rutting reds of bullish proportions, be it Louisiana or Texas, and when no one’s looking, we even sample the stockers at places like the Blue River, Beaver’s Bend and heck, even South Lakes pond in Denton, Texas. We adapt because, here in North Texas we really don’t know how long winter will last. It will probably be 70 degrees here today, and we have had a foot of snow in Marches past.

Perhaps we also lament goals set and not met during the calendar year that is about to flip – the professional, personal and fish goals in a proportional and sane order from most to least. With one fish record to my credit for 2009, it would be a stretch to call this year the year of the “full on records assault”, and the one fish that eludes me (of the two I wanted to catch this year) is the abundant (elsewhere) smallmouth bass. And you would be amazed at how difficult it is to find a witness to a record, when you are fishing alone, knee deep in muck in the middle of nowhere. The point of diminishing returns on record efforts is quickly and easily reached (usually as soon as they stretch the Boga) – “witness” the gar I caught earlier this year (that I misidentified) that would have nearly tripled the state fly rod record. This year is really more about survival outside fly fishing than anything else. Thriving is currently out of the question.

Much later, we can go into what 2010 holds of interest to readers of TFC, but we will certainly be building on the momentum gained from the late fall 2009 redesign of the site. With no further ado, it is again time to roll out the annual presentation of Liam’s song – “All I Want for Christmas”.

Happy solstice day. Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays!

Found at http://www.washingtonflyfishing.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=9863 Find this pattern at www.washingtonflyfishing.com.Credit – Ron Eagle Elk / Anyfish

Now that I have your attention with a false premise, let me now tell you; this is not about tying a particular fly. This is about how someone becomes dismayed with the whole Christmas thing.

There was, in a past life, a period where I “did time” in the retail business – as so many college students, and at that time a college dropout, did to make ends meet, win life battles and finally the first personal war to get a degree at UNT in Denton, Texas.

I did a sretch working for the fine company GENESCO selling their Jarman brand of shoes in what was in the 1980′s a sparkling new mall here in Denton, the Golden Triangle Mall. The training was very good, at the corporate level and with my luck of having a couple of good managers personally training me in the fine art of measuring a stinky foot, and suggestive sales. If you haven’t sold shoes, then you probably never have participated in a sock or accessory contest. I still pay attention to shoe sales people these days to see if they a) ask that I sit down so they can measure my foot b) bring out more than one style of shoes, and c) close the sale with suggestion of sock bundles and/or shoe cleaning products.

The nice thing about taking on The Number and working for a big company like GENESCO was … it was actually a good company to work for at that time. They had a base pay and commission scale that was on par with the lovely Clinique sales girl down the mall corridor. However, the thing that makes you the most can steal the most away at the same time. Mall store employees had to park in the furthest reaches of the parking lot, “Stay past the line”, and trudge in during the worst weather of the year. The mall pumped in Christmas music starting just before Thanksgiving, and by the time the new year came along, that loop of muzak tunes was indelibly ingrained on my memory bank. If you had a Santa in your wing of the mall … those sounds still give me flashbacks. The mall hours were stretched to 14 hours and seven days. I had no children and none were in the immediate family to dull my sense that crass commercialism had slid down our collective chimneys while we were sleeping. It was the beginning of my decent that continues more-or-less to this day.

It’s not that I don’t believe in the holiday, or the individual motivations behind it, or the child’s experience – it’s that the feeling of obligation, of reciprocity and duty. For example, I am a hugh HUGE proponent of drawing names to give individual gifts instead of everyone buying for everyone. It’s a simple concept that deserves respect and the minimal honor of time-tested success. Do you do the “Big Blowout” (my words), or do you choose names?

Humbugger Seeks Revival

All this negativity comes with a high price of course. Let’s just say the respective families know where I stand, and there’s usually … friction. Now, friction is good when it comes to reel drags, and keeping warm, but Christmas family friction can be exhausting. The fact is, I never tire of making folks happy by thoughtful giving. Economically, sometimes I can do more giving, and in more recent years a whole lot less.

It hit me that maybe what would revive my/our Christmas spirits would be to see what you fly guys and girls would want for Christmas this year. It is already easy statistically see you are getting busy with other things, but if you will take a moment and put your holiday gift suggestions – both giving and getting – in the comments below, maybe just maybe I can find some goods for cheer this year. Feel free to insert links, images (if that’s possible?), and whatever you like – to charities, fly gear, trips, locations, boats, kayaks, clothing, serious and humorous, etc… Think of this as assembling the ultimate Christmas 2009 fly gift giving list.
It’s up to you to tie this Humbugger and cast him off.

Not only is Rob Woodruff Orvis Endorsed, by golly he’s Texas Fly Caster endorsed as well! Honestly, if you want to know more about the science of catching fish, more fish, you will know more after attending one of Woodruff’s classes. I attended one on the Guadalupe, and although I have not applied that knowledge there, I have used it elsewhere with great success. I haven’t checked in with Woodruff on this speculation, but I believe that the drastic change in conditions at the Lower Mountain Fork in Oklahoma could well lead to changes in the way fish eat, if even in a slight way.

Presented by Orvis Endorsed Fly Fishing Guide/Entomologist Rob Woodruff

ENTOMOLOGY FOR FLY FISHERS
A course designed for all fly fishermen, gives an overview of the invertebrates, both aquatic and terrestrial, that are of importance to the fly angler. Warm-water and cold-water environments are included.

Topics covered include sampling techniques, identification of both larval and adult stages and simple biology of the species. The ultimate goal of the class is for the angler to develop the ability to equate in-the-field observation to fly selection and construction in order to achieve success.

Mountain Fork River, OK, in conjunction with Three Rivers Fly Shop.
January 30/31
May 15/16
November 13/14
Tuition- $65.00

Guadalupe River, TX, in conjunction with GRTU.
December 4/5
Tuition- $65.00

Presented by Orvis Endorsed Fly Fishing Guide Rob Woodruff and Orvis Endorsed Fly Fishing Guide/FFF Master Casting Instructor Steve Hollensed;

BASS LAB
This informative class examines Ichthyology, Limnology, Physics, Meteorology and other sciences from a fly fishing point of view. The Black Bass (Micropterus spp.) and Striper/White Bass (Morone spp.) families will be covered.

The objective of the class is to teach fly fishers to know their target species, to analyze the natural variables presented during a typical day on the water and to adjust fly selection, presentation and tactics in order to maximize success.
Lantana Resort- Lake Ray Roberts, TX
March 6
Tuition- $200.00

NEW CLASS- WARMWATER LAB
Designed for the beginning fly fisher, or the more experienced trout fisher who wants to expand the scope of their fly fishing. Covers equipment, flies, techniques, biology and strategies for Black Bass, Bream, Striped Bass and Chain Pickerel in both stillwater and stream environments.
Lantana Resort- Lake Ray Roberts, TX
April 10
Tuition- $200.00

NEW CLASS- LOOP LAB 101, “Foundations in Fly Casting”
Designed to assist fly anglers in developing effective and efficient techniques in casting. Provides the framework for improvement in distance, accuracy, and efficiency. Beginning to advanced casters will benefit.
Lantana Resort-Lake Ray Roberts, TX
May 1
Tuition- $200.00

NEW CLASS- LOOP LAB 201, “Advanced Casting and Presentation”
Provides in depth understanding and skill development of advanced and specialized fly casts and presentations for both lotic and lentic environments. Loop Lab 101 or equivalent skills required.
Lantana Resort-Lake Ray Roberts, TX
September 25
Tuition- $200.00

Presented by Orvis Endorsed Fly Fishing Guides Rob Woodruff and Doc Thompson;

TROUT LAB
This unique class examines Trout Physiology, Meteorology, Fluviology, Entomology and other natural sciences from a fly fishing point of view.

The objective of the class is to teach Trout fishers to analyze the natural variables presented in the course of a typical day on the water and to adjust fly selection, presentation and tactics in order to maximize success.

The Cimarron River and the towering Sangre de Christo Mountains provide the perfect venue for this class.
Ute Park, NM
June 5/6
Tuition- $225.00

A gift certificate for any of these classes makes a great Christmas present!

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