In these frightening times add the potential for Yellowstone to become the epicenter of a giant volcanic event. Apparently scientists are seeing elevated activity below the surface of Yellowstone, enough to grab the attention of major media outlets, and hand end-world believers another card to play in their losing hands. And in a game where losing is winning, a massive volcano hundreds of times the intensity of St. Helens in Washington, Yellowstone could be a royal flush in more ways than one.

If you are looking for cheap (meaning free) entertainment, have a look at armageddononline.org. Strangely enough, that thread is from 2003! Old news is new again in the end times. Now there’s a danger factor to fishing that area that can only drive our youthful, immortal, irreverent and faddishly edgy fly rads to Yellowstone to catch the last fish. I see a future installment in the Drake or This is Fly just waiting on this one to blow.

One thing is certain, we’re looking at a major fish fry someday, and there won’t be any seconds.